Well ... my boyfriend of 1 year dumped me at 3:40 in the morning. His mother is a conservative Christian that thinks I'm evil.
It hurts so much. I loved him and I was fond of his family, too, even his mother. Apparently she asked him over and over just now if I was a Satanist (which I am, but that's another story). As a result, out of fear, my now-ex broke up with me over email. I may has well been knifed in the back, because that's how bad it feels. Canada day is going to suck for me this year.
Let it be known: conservative Christians had better avoid me. Any attempts to convert me or otherwise convince me that I'm going to their version of Hell will be rebuffed ferociously.